he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
Randomize
