Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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