you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
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you inspire me to be a worse person
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
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I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
When are your genitals available?
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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