Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
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if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
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On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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