Small penises have feelings too.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
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