At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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