that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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