Say something about gay babies.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
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He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
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Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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