I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
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My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
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I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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