Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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