I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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