The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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