I seem to have left my pride at pride
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I have aggressive nipples.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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