$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
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For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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