I seem to have left my pride at pride
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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