THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
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she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
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sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
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THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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