Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
we're making bets on your personal life
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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