it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
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Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
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this hospital has no fireball
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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