Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
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I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
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420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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