THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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