Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
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While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
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Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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