so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
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