ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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