How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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