dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
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What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
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They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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