glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
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i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
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What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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