i just google imaged poop.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
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I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
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I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Come back. Shots need mouths.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.