i wish peter jackson would direct porn
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
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i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me