So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
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I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
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You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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