Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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