This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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