did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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