You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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