If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I'm bleeding and have questions
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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