Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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