Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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