they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
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Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
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I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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