Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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