okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
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Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
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Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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