How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
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I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
its liver damage thursday
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