just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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