If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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