We won't sleep together?
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Randomize
