so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Come on in and take your pants off
Randomize
