FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
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I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
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I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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