dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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