I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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