sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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