bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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