we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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