i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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