38 yer olds are good kisserssss
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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