spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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