you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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